Bumper Stickers

I've thought often about what kinds of personalized bumper stickers I'd have someone make if I could:

1. I follow the speed limit and I don't block intersections.
2. If you want to drive so quickly, go around me.
3. See you at the next traffic light.
4. Your honking only strengthens my resolve.
5. Flashing lights remind me of lighthouses; thank you.
6. I'm sorry, I'm bad at Morse code. Could you flash again?
7. Speeding? Give the cops my regards.
8. I know the speed limit, do you?
9. Getting angry at me only hastens your demise.
10. Jesus loves you, but do you want to see Him so soon?