Bumper Stickers

I've thought often about what kinds of personalized bumper stickers I'd have someone make if I could:

1. I follow the speed limit and I don't block intersections.
2. If you want to drive so quickly, go around me.
3. See you at the next traffic light.
4. Your honking only strengthens my resolve.
5. Flashing lights remind me of lighthouses; thank you.
6. I'm sorry, I'm bad at Morse code. Could you flash again?
7. Speeding? Give the cops my regards.
8. I know the speed limit, do you?
9. Getting angry at me only hastens your demise.
10. Jesus loves you, but do you want to see Him so soon?

Translation Woes

The Best Translation Ever.

http://www.tickld.com/funny/t/841598

This is why one should beware translation requests. That's been a peeve of mine, sometimes. If I want to know what something says and I don't know the language, I seek out the tools to try translating it, not go asking what something says.

Did this person learn nothing in elementary school?!

GEICO Dough Boy Commercial - Happier than the Pillsbury Doughboy on His Way to a Baking Convention

http://youtu.be/EvFul32xKCs

This has to be one of the cutest commercials ever! No one cannot laugh during this!

Then they have the doughboy humming to the guitar/ukelele tune at the end! Precious!