23 May 2014

Catching Fire

The Onion Reviews 'The Hunger Games: Catching Fire'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyx1U9QjWVQ

I'd seem this *weeks* ago and found it funny, partly because it's reasonably honest and true in its sentiments:

1) Josh Hutcherson is kind of adorable, but there are others who are stereotypically more "worthy" of lead guy.
2) There's quite a bit of eye candy in the movie, it seems (as I've not seen it myself).
3) This is the view most of the Catching Fire audience will have, or at least what they're looking for when watching the movie.

It's still hilarious, regardless of how much analysis one does on it.

18 May 2014

Goodluck Jonathan, Style Magnate

It wasn't until this Nigerian schoolgirl/#BringBackOurGirls crisis that I'd ever really seen press footage of Goodluck Jonathan, the often-criticized Nigerian president who'd won somewhat substantially in a re-election campaign a few years ago.

I subscribe to the BBC's Africa Today podcast, and so have heard about him and heard his voice somewhat frequently, but I'd never taken the time to look up what he looks like. Partly it's because the majority of African leaders haven't fit my viewing æsthetic historically, but it's just never come up.

So, one day I'm watching the news and I see this fedora-ed dude walking alongside François Hollande and I think, "Does he dress like this all the time???".

The answer, it seems, is yes. Is the majority of Google Image search results I'd called up (including the one above), he is wearing about that same hat. There are a few with him not wearing it as well, and he actually looks better without it.

My question is, then, why? Why does he wear it? Is he like his predecessors and comrades-at-arms in other African nations who've done things because they think they look good even though they fall — often quietly, sometimes publicly — in the ridicule of their people for these faux pas of fashion?

Perhaps this is worth some research. It may even be in his Wikipedia entry…

after looking up

Alas, no dice. But his wife's name is Patience. How interesting.

05 May 2014

Semen… Cupcakes…

Complex (@ComplexMag)
California teen gave semen-filled cupcakes to classmates who were dicks to her: cmplx.it/1mwiB08

Now, apparently according to astrological personality charts, Scorpios are supposed to be the most revenge-driven. This made me think, though… This is a bit much, although I wonder how dastardly these "victims" had to be to get semen in their cupcakes.

What's more, I'm wondering how she got the semen. Was this a relative; a (very good) friend? Did she add the "spice" to her cupcakes after baking, or does she have baking materials that are now kind of biohazards?

#shivering